As you all know, the Green Bay Packers will be competing in the Super Bowl this upcoming Sunday. This is excellent news for many nerds, for one simple reason: if they win, we get free MST3K quoting reign for an entire year. "Packers won the Super Bowl! Whoo!"
Unfortunately, it turns out that the Steelers are also in the Super Bowl, meaning that the odds of this happening are somewhere between slim and none.
Do the Steelers even care about the number of nerd fans nationwide that they will insult and alienate if they win? Or do they see us as just another demographic, to be lost and picked up like so many iffy leftovers in the back of the fridge?
Actually, odds are they don't even realize they exist. But no fear! All zero of my readers, follow me to glory! Find a way to get in touch with these fools, and flood them with e-mails telling them to forfeit the game in the name of cheap references to shows that went off the air long, long ago which they probably have never even heard of!
Of course, since nobody reads this blog, that won't ever happen. Well, you know what? Fine! I'll do it on my own, and it will be glorious! ...When I'm crying myself to sleep because the Packers lost and now I can't go around quoting.
Did I say "glorious?" I meant "pathetic."
Dammit.
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